Our very own Samantha Stein has broken her sex muscle. Reports on how are unclear at this time. She claims she has not had sex--but what about immaculate sex, Samantha? I'm sure God likes it rough.
Excuse me while I proceed to Hell.
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yes, i heard that immaculate conception claim...but as her roomate, let me assure you...there was nothing immaculate about this conception.
SAMANTHA! I AM SICK OF BEING SEXILED!
HAHAHAHA!!!
Bow chicawow wow!
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