Sunday, March 30, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Live from the Chalupa!
New News from the Thomas!
1) There are people living in the boiler room
2) There are giant rat aliens living in the boiler room
3) Jackie is Tom's official stylist.
Back to you Stacy!
1) There are people living in the boiler room
2) There are giant rat aliens living in the boiler room
3) Jackie is Tom's official stylist.
Back to you Stacy!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Deanna Abandons the Classics House; Early Demise for All
-Samantha Stein could not peel her orange at dinner. Deanna was not here to do it. Samantha died of scurvy the next day.
-Kevin called one too many people “cunt slut bags” and was pummeled to death by an angry mob. Deanna was not here to stop the violence.
-Tom (redacted). Deanna was not here to discourage (redacted).
-Brunella and Meg lobby sat from 5:45 on. Deanna was not there to tell them to go to dinner. Brunella and Meg died of starvation at 3:42 this afternoon.
-Deanna was not here to encourage Eleni to order Pita Pit. She ate in the dining hall and died.
-Celia received a fatal paper cut while studying Latin. Deanna was not here to provide Band-Aids.
-Jackie had a relativity peaceful evening because Deanna did not hide in her closet. The stress of solitude was too great a strain on Jackie’s heart.
On a related note, Darren Ashby is thriving.
-Kevin called one too many people “cunt slut bags” and was pummeled to death by an angry mob. Deanna was not here to stop the violence.
-Tom (redacted). Deanna was not here to discourage (redacted).
-Brunella and Meg lobby sat from 5:45 on. Deanna was not there to tell them to go to dinner. Brunella and Meg died of starvation at 3:42 this afternoon.
-Deanna was not here to encourage Eleni to order Pita Pit. She ate in the dining hall and died.
-Celia received a fatal paper cut while studying Latin. Deanna was not here to provide Band-Aids.
-Jackie had a relativity peaceful evening because Deanna did not hide in her closet. The stress of solitude was too great a strain on Jackie’s heart.
On a related note, Darren Ashby is thriving.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
There was just a commercial with a lemur in it!
In other news, some Classics House residents were dismayed to see that a certain AR210 professor was sans bolo tie today.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
We Aren't Alone
Through our underground networks, the CCC has discovered members of the Classics House aren't the only ones trying to track down Waldo:
He seems cocky now, but once the Wizard is on our side, he'll have a reason to run.
He seems cocky now, but once the Wizard is on our side, he'll have a reason to run.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Mike Toohey Makes It Big
The Classics House's beloved resident, Mike Toohey, has gotten into grad school at Hofstra! Congratulations Mike! Live it up!
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
It Takes a Village
As Eleni churns out paper pages at a glacial pace, CHC must comment on the outpouring of support for our frazzled resident. Monday while Eleni studied for her Earth Science midterm Brunella was happy to confirm the difference between silicate and non-silicate minerals, Kevin cheerfully explained how isotopes were formed and Deanna remained on call for hours, responding to questions on fault fractures and stenography.
Eleni has been cheered on as she moved to Media and Politics as well as Presidential Leadership. Whoops of delight are heard in the lobby as Eleni announces the play by play accumulation of page numbers. Encouraging posts have appeared on her facebook wall. Residents have accepted, and even encourage, Eleni’s need to blast the theme’s of Rocky, Superman, Indiana Jones and Star Wars to keep Eleni motivated and confident in her Superhero like abilities (please refer to Jan. post: Eleni becomes a Superhero). You go girl.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Possible side-effects of Deanna include...
Comment here if you're failing at least one class due to lobby-sitting.
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