Travelers Anonymous

The CCC is here for you. Post failport stories in the comments.

Happy Holidays from the CCC!

We here at the CCC are overjoyed for the end of the semester and the upcoming holidays, despite the crazy weather that has been going on over the past few days, almost as crazy as this lovely house. Also, we shall bid farewell and the best of luck to the beloved Jackie and Celia, who are spending the next semester abroad in London and Rome, respectively. CCC Europe, we expect you to be classy during the spring semester!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Chrismukwanzahah! What ever holiday you all celebrate, and see you next year!

"WTF, Ceiling Leak Storm '08"

Two unsuspecting residents entered their basement room at 176, only to find several leaks over one of their beds. After numerous calls and running up and down the stairs, the residents were overjoyed to see B&G come after an half-hour's wait. The source of the leak was found at the heater of two male residents three stories above. Currently, the room is in a state of disaster with a MASSIVE-sized hole in the ceiling and continuous dripping. The residents will welcome any donations to the cause of being in a rather unfortunate situation right before finals period.

Let them eat cake!

Our favorite Mistress of the Hair Poof has proved that there's no need to fear Greeks bearing gifts...if they come from CCC South! Current residents can find chocolate to sustain them during finals period on the Free Table in the 176 lobby. Thanks are due to the CCC's own "Tastycake"--the lovely alum from Philadelphia who has a real business card.

How to get into the CCC

Spotted: One new resident of 178! Residents were on hand to welcome this newcomer in their typical "so friendly it's almost creepy" tradition. Appropriate levels of awkwardness were maintained.
Apparently the newest way to get a coveted room in this Bay State Road hotspot is self-injury. The CCC knows this residence is special--we just didn't realize how special!

Lost: One Condom Relevant to Our Interests

One first-floor senior resident would like to request the return of a condom from the first-floor bathroom collection. The condom in question is said to have a pyramid on the wrapper, and disappeared some time in the past two days. The thief is asked to please return the condom in any condition.

This ain't Catholic school!

We here at the CCC don't necessarily believe abstinence-only education is the way to go, and neither does one of our mysterious friends! A first floor resident was excited to finally get some mail when she naively opened the envelope and found a condom inside. Grateful for the reminder to practice safe sex, she looked for a sign of who sent the sperm blocker, but alas! there were no clues. If you have any information about the Condom Caper, please call us at CCC HQ.

In the meantime, always practice safe sex!