Spotted:
At her return to campus, S found a rather large bottle of Fat Tire Black Ale in her school mailbox, wrapped with a typed note from an anonymous admirer.
"To the most beautiful beer snob I know. See you in the spring."
S has wracked her head over this surprising message, but not to the identity of the admirer. Instead, our cynical girl turns to the CCC to decide whether this should be taken as flattery or slightly stalkery. We, the CCC, shall poll over these two choices and perhaps sooth S's worrisome mind. Plus, S reports that she ended up giving the bottle to a more appreciative roommate due to her distaste for black ale.
Is it a sweet gesture, or not?
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3 comments:
Sweet: use of "beautiful," promise of future contact.
Not sweet: not knowing you don't like black ale.
Pending further action, I'm going to go with 70% sweet and mysterious, 30% creeper.
Entirely Second Meg's comment.
Much appreciated, Meg! Brilliant analysis.
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