Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I'm with stupid

Brothers and sisters in dormitory camaraderie, we are gathered here today to whitness a new birth. Today, we shall celebrate the naming of Sister Deanna. No more shall she be known as such--that is her slave name. No more shall it hold her down. And no more shall the non-Californians, non-weathy, and non-stoned hold her back! From this day forth, she shall be known as:

"With Tom".

Please help us celebrate this momentous occasion. Let's pass a bowl around.