ATTN Upper BSR:

LOST: Moral compass

If found, please return to: 178 Bay State Road.

To boldly go where no CCC resident has gone before...

Saturday evening, several female residents made their way across the river to socialize with males of the MIT variety. Dancing and lemonade have never gone together so well, and a lengthy walk home in the pouring rain dampened clothes but not spirits.
The CCC's favorite part of the evening? Sunday, when one of the more enterprising MIT freshmen took it upon himself to Facebook-friend the residents. Upon receiving the friendship request, the following was heard from one resident's room:

"FUCK!!! Now he'll find out that I'm not a sophomore from New Jersey!!!"

Bonding? Or bondage?

Hello again, residents.
It seems there's some serious chemistry on the first floor. The rate of the reaction was rather speedy, and we're wondering what the catalyst was. Never mind that the new boy bears a passing resemblance to our favorite J.W.--hopefully he's easier to hold onto! Good luck, P.

We hear the couch in the basement is pretty comfy, R., in case you need it.

XOXO,
CCC

Cold air, Warm beds.

Good evening residents ,
CCC here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Bay State Elite. Our ears are buzzing, and we hear that the leaves aren't the only things falling-- into bed, that is. Careful, residents, house-cest is never a good idea. Well, unless you're J and D. But since we know that most of you aren't, we've found that the best leaves fall farthest from the tree. Allston is full of lonely boys.

You know you love us.
XOXO,
CCC

Soon...

Eleni Eleni Eleni Eleni Eleni!!!!!!!!

PSA for 21+ residents

Last night, one of the CCC's residents ventured out into the wide world of...
...REAL bars.

This resident would like to share with all (21+) CCC readers this fact: there is fun outside the realm of trashy Allston parties!

Freshman Follies

Due to the post below, the password has been changed.

Those unwilling to respect the blog, lose the privilege to post.

That is all.

OH MY GOD

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Sad Snugglers?

Studies show that a good snuggle now and then can help lower stress levels and raise feelings of happiness and contentment for up to a week after a good snuggle.

So, in this stressful midterms week...look around you...is there a fellow resident that needs a good snuggle?  Sources show there is one resident requesting snuggles on the third floor...

We're all studying, we're all stressed...let's look out for one another and offer up a snuggle*

*make sure it's not forced snuggling...which could be sexual harassment.

Hailstorm in the Lobby!

Late Tuesday night an unfortunate resident of the Classics House was traumatically bludgeoned with a so called "ice phallus," thrown from the 176 third floor landing. Rumors that it was a gift from one male lover to another have yet to be confirmed. The injured party accepted an apology later that night, but it should be noted that this brand of welcome is not normal in America.


Wednesday dinner was decidedly partisan, with the two addresses sitting over three tables away from each other in the dining hall and eating over twenty minutes apart. In this time of great joy at the removal of fire hazards from the Classics House, it is imperative that not we split into factions, but remain united in our eating habits.