Cold air, Warm beds.

Good evening residents ,
CCC here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Bay State Elite. Our ears are buzzing, and we hear that the leaves aren't the only things falling-- into bed, that is. Careful, residents, house-cest is never a good idea. Well, unless you're J and D. But since we know that most of you aren't, we've found that the best leaves fall farthest from the tree. Allston is full of lonely boys.

You know you love us.
XOXO,
CCC