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Happy Holidays from the CCC!

We here at the CCC are overjoyed for the end of the semester and the upcoming holidays, despite the crazy weather that has been going on over the past few days, almost as crazy as this lovely house. Also, we shall bid farewell and the best of luck to the beloved Jackie and Celia, who are spending the next semester abroad in London and Rome, respectively. CCC Europe, we expect you to be classy during the spring semester!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Chrismukwanzahah! What ever holiday you all celebrate, and see you next year!

"WTF, Ceiling Leak Storm '08"

Two unsuspecting residents entered their basement room at 176, only to find several leaks over one of their beds. After numerous calls and running up and down the stairs, the residents were overjoyed to see B&G come after an half-hour's wait. The source of the leak was found at the heater of two male residents three stories above. Currently, the room is in a state of disaster with a MASSIVE-sized hole in the ceiling and continuous dripping. The residents will welcome any donations to the cause of being in a rather unfortunate situation right before finals period.

Let them eat cake!

Our favorite Mistress of the Hair Poof has proved that there's no need to fear Greeks bearing gifts...if they come from CCC South! Current residents can find chocolate to sustain them during finals period on the Free Table in the 176 lobby. Thanks are due to the CCC's own "Tastycake"--the lovely alum from Philadelphia who has a real business card.

How to get into the CCC

Spotted: One new resident of 178! Residents were on hand to welcome this newcomer in their typical "so friendly it's almost creepy" tradition. Appropriate levels of awkwardness were maintained.
Apparently the newest way to get a coveted room in this Bay State Road hotspot is self-injury. The CCC knows this residence is special--we just didn't realize how special!

Lost: One Condom Relevant to Our Interests

One first-floor senior resident would like to request the return of a condom from the first-floor bathroom collection. The condom in question is said to have a pyramid on the wrapper, and disappeared some time in the past two days. The thief is asked to please return the condom in any condition.

This ain't Catholic school!

We here at the CCC don't necessarily believe abstinence-only education is the way to go, and neither does one of our mysterious friends! A first floor resident was excited to finally get some mail when she naively opened the envelope and found a condom inside. Grateful for the reminder to practice safe sex, she looked for a sign of who sent the sperm blocker, but alas! there were no clues. If you have any information about the Condom Caper, please call us at CCC HQ.

In the meantime, always practice safe sex!

This isn't what I signed up for!

This Thanksgiving break, one resident ventured south to the far-off city of Atlanta to visit her sister. She wishes to report that regrettably, Atlanta is in The South. Drawbacks include, but are not limited to: THE MOST ENORMOUS BUGS EVER, random people who start conversations without provocation, and excessively expensive cucumbers.

How Did This Happen?!

Gone, but not Forgotten

Elf Yourself is BACK!

It's a little out of season...

...but who is the CCC to argue if some residents want to get twitterpated?

Work it. Don't jerk it.

There has been a lot of requests lately for a much needed accessory to the Classics House: the latest trend of the season, a baby!

We can never have too many Classics House Babies, so remember ladies, it's not always fashionable to play it safe!

Good evening Upper Bay Staters:

It's going to be a good Monday, and rest of the semester for that matter. It seems there is a new enticing lady in the building. Or is she? But the real question is: will BU be able to resist the Bay State brunette invasion?

ATTN Upper BSR:

LOST: Moral compass

If found, please return to: 178 Bay State Road.

To boldly go where no CCC resident has gone before...

Saturday evening, several female residents made their way across the river to socialize with males of the MIT variety. Dancing and lemonade have never gone together so well, and a lengthy walk home in the pouring rain dampened clothes but not spirits.
The CCC's favorite part of the evening? Sunday, when one of the more enterprising MIT freshmen took it upon himself to Facebook-friend the residents. Upon receiving the friendship request, the following was heard from one resident's room:

"FUCK!!! Now he'll find out that I'm not a sophomore from New Jersey!!!"

Bonding? Or bondage?

Hello again, residents.
It seems there's some serious chemistry on the first floor. The rate of the reaction was rather speedy, and we're wondering what the catalyst was. Never mind that the new boy bears a passing resemblance to our favorite J.W.--hopefully he's easier to hold onto! Good luck, P.

We hear the couch in the basement is pretty comfy, R., in case you need it.

XOXO,
CCC

Cold air, Warm beds.

Good evening residents ,
CCC here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of the Bay State Elite. Our ears are buzzing, and we hear that the leaves aren't the only things falling-- into bed, that is. Careful, residents, house-cest is never a good idea. Well, unless you're J and D. But since we know that most of you aren't, we've found that the best leaves fall farthest from the tree. Allston is full of lonely boys.

You know you love us.
XOXO,
CCC

Soon...

Eleni Eleni Eleni Eleni Eleni!!!!!!!!

PSA for 21+ residents

Last night, one of the CCC's residents ventured out into the wide world of...
...REAL bars.

This resident would like to share with all (21+) CCC readers this fact: there is fun outside the realm of trashy Allston parties!