Thursday, April 16, 2009

A New Plague

Have you caught it? No, not pinkeye! The Spring Fever rushing through both sides of Classics House! Inciting couples both surprising and mundane to blossom after some hydration and fresh air, the new life can be overheard even by roommates still in hibernation. Don't feel bad if you feel immune, you might just be a late bloomer. But don't wait too soon, some of the seniors need a little TLC (or BDSM) before they leave!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Announcing the formation of CCC West

A certain basement-dweller has recently received positive news regarding future schooling at a certain university located in southern CA, and would like to extend an invitation to all considering a move out West following graduation to join in the new chapter of the CCC.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Breaking News

A CCC resident is on the front page of today's edition of the Freep for doing the one things every BU student wish they could do.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Spooners, beware!

D, the Ginger-Head-Ol'-CCC mom that we all know and love, was seen spooning with S, K, S, B, and N in M's 2nd floor loft. Bartender S was there in spirit, along with the infamous J who we all miss (especially S...it's her bday!).

Friday, March 13, 2009

Battle stations!

Gird your loins, kids. Break is almost over.

For those of you graduating and not going to grad school, the CCC hopes you enjoyed your LAST SPRING BREAK EVER! And for anyone who had the bad manners to get the clap over break, you are kindly asked to wear a bell around your neck in light of the predilection for house-cest.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Snow Day




The CCC is proud to bring you the breaking news of the morning:

Our institution for higher learning is closed today for a rare snow day. It should be clarified that this is a full snow day, not a half-snow day, nor the film, Snow Day.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

NYC Update - CCC Mobile

Spotted on the bus to NYC: m and bartender s looking rather cozy. Pictures to follow.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

In Memoriam




This post is dedicated to all of the virgin ears and eyes tragically cut down by the atrocity (or bliss) that is house-cest. To prevent future unnecessary losses, residents are reminded to use beads or warning signs often, even if there is only a slight chance of an actual house-cest occurrence. To these poor victims, you are forever in our hearts.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Gooooo Hooplites!

Intramural Basketball '09 is in full swing! There are reports of a certain limited edition T-shirt that has been seen in the lobby of the 176 building.

Are you one of the few who will get their hands on the rare item?

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

One Year Anniversary!!!

The Classics House Chronicles celebrated its one year anniversary yesterday. I ask all viewers to please look back at wonderful entries like "Harry Pecker and the Chamber of Dinas" and "Completely Unexpected" from last January. These touching stories have inspired many over the past year.

Fun-filled activities will begin this Friday evening to celebrate this special event.

In other news, we ask all house members to please be tolerant of the house's remaining three (allegedly) heterosexual residents. The CCC takes pride in supporting all minorities.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

News From Across the Pond

Actually, no news. Except that I miss the CCC!

I'm trapped across the pond with a lot of beautiful things and fun english people, also a lot of non-CAS students who don't know what anything is....true story, one girl asked my professor what the Renaissance was. TRUE STORY. this is what I am dealing with. Therefore, I NEED information from home...this is a cry for information!

I want to see pictures of short haircuts, and news of all the other things going on. Story Time sounds fun.
Other than that, I am in England, today I went to a castle (they're just lying about the place!). things are different and the same.

I know posts are supposed to be anonymous, but I assume everyone knows who this is. On that note, I miss everyone.

Toodlepip!

Monday, January 19, 2009

You are cordially invited!

The 178 Porch administration would like to invite Classics House residents to the porch (located on the second floor of 178) for tea and spoken literature. Story time begins at 5 PM daily and we are currently reading from Prince Borghese's Trail by Genevieve Obert. It's an exciting non-fiction about a woman racer who raced across Eurasia in a classic car.

Please bring your own cups and snacks are encouraged. Additionally no cell phones or electronics are permitted during Story Time.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

And we're back!

The residents of 176-178 Bay State have returned for their spring semester, some for the last time. Things just aren't the same without those who've crossed the pond, but the CCC was thrilled to see that the semester began eventfully with confessions of long-standing attraction and good Classics House pranking. Keep up the good work, residents!

Monday, January 5, 2009

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Travelers Anonymous

The CCC is here for you. Post failport stories in the comments.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Happy Holidays from the CCC!

We here at the CCC are overjoyed for the end of the semester and the upcoming holidays, despite the crazy weather that has been going on over the past few days, almost as crazy as this lovely house. Also, we shall bid farewell and the best of luck to the beloved Jackie and Celia, who are spending the next semester abroad in London and Rome, respectively. CCC Europe, we expect you to be classy during the spring semester!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Chrismukwanzahah! What ever holiday you all celebrate, and see you next year!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

"WTF, Ceiling Leak Storm '08"

Two unsuspecting residents entered their basement room at 176, only to find several leaks over one of their beds. After numerous calls and running up and down the stairs, the residents were overjoyed to see B&G come after an half-hour's wait. The source of the leak was found at the heater of two male residents three stories above. Currently, the room is in a state of disaster with a MASSIVE-sized hole in the ceiling and continuous dripping. The residents will welcome any donations to the cause of being in a rather unfortunate situation right before finals period.

Let them eat cake!

Our favorite Mistress of the Hair Poof has proved that there's no need to fear Greeks bearing gifts...if they come from CCC South! Current residents can find chocolate to sustain them during finals period on the Free Table in the 176 lobby. Thanks are due to the CCC's own "Tastycake"--the lovely alum from Philadelphia who has a real business card.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

How to get into the CCC

Spotted: One new resident of 178! Residents were on hand to welcome this newcomer in their typical "so friendly it's almost creepy" tradition. Appropriate levels of awkwardness were maintained.
Apparently the newest way to get a coveted room in this Bay State Road hotspot is self-injury. The CCC knows this residence is special--we just didn't realize how special!

Lost: One Condom Relevant to Our Interests

One first-floor senior resident would like to request the return of a condom from the first-floor bathroom collection. The condom in question is said to have a pyramid on the wrapper, and disappeared some time in the past two days. The thief is asked to please return the condom in any condition.