Monday, April 7, 2008

Darren’s “Fresident” Runs Him Down with a Blue Cart

Tonight, Darren Ashby was hit with a blue cart. Witnesses say that the cart was pushed at an intention and accelerating speed directly into Darren outside of the Common Grounds House (which is where one may actually find a Waldo). Neither the cart nor the RA sustained any injuries.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Poor Dashby. He just got beat up yesterday. After your cart incident, he was scared by some freak girl with red hair. I wonder who that could have been . . .