From the Diary of Brunella

Dear Diary,

Today started okay. I was doing my laundry and things were good. I love when my dirty stuff gets clean! And know what else I love? Chemistry. Chemistry is the greatest. Especially this equation. I love it. It's the epitome of my life:


But at any rate. I was taking my time and carefully putting my sheets on my bed, when all of a sudden out of nowhere, Tom comes flying in the room and jumps on my bed! Under my sheets! IN HIS OUTSIDE CLOTHES!! I know everyone thinks Meg is the one who freaks out about that stuff, but bitch please. Do they not know who my mother is?

It is taking all my strength to not rip them off and clean them right now. But I'll wait till tomorrow. If Meg can do it, I can too. I must channel Miss Tyra's strength. What would she do? She would have us sit in a circle with Tom in the middle and have us all say our problems with Tom. Yes, I like that idea. Ahh, Miss Tyra saves the day again!

Buenos noches diary!

xoxo
Brunella