Plague!

Reports of a mysterious ailment afflicting the Classics House have begun to surface. The origin of this ailment is uncertain; some believe it to be Greek in origin, although there are those who claim it hails from the Levant. Meanwhile, rumors of tainted bananas have been steadfastly denied by the Costa Rican government.

The issue of quarantine has come up for discussion several times, but most inhabitants of the House agree that social interaction must be maintained in the face of assorted threats to the common good.

The CCC reminds all of its readers that it is printed via a hypoallergenic electronic medium, and that, should a pandemic break out, further reports will remain contagion-free.