Friday, September 12, 2008

The reports of our social deaths are not exaggerated.

The CCC regrets to report the tragic news that three residents were spotted at Mugar Memorial Library at 8:30PM on the second Friday of the semester. One resident was overheard to say that she intended to remain at the library until 11PM.
The residents are socially survived by their entire house, as well as house alumni. Memorial services will be observed on Saturday evening, and in lieu of flowers please make a monetary donation to the bar or drinking establishment of your choice.

3 comments:

Cavillator said...

Man, I don't know what you're talking about. We were swinging from the rafters.

Yeah, the rafters.

I got a bunch of hobos from the creepy-as-hell fourth floor to come conga with us!

Unknown said...

yea man, the conga with the hobos was def the highlight of my evening!

Darren Ashby said...

It's been almost a week since there was a post. My attempts at procrastination are foundering without CCC support. Please save me.